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okay i have to do this because i love basti so much, he’s one of the best footballers on earth, so nice and humble and everybody needs a basti masterpost so here we go

bastian schweinsteiger plays for fc bayern münchen as a defensive midfielder since 1998 - we fans call him


you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neuer: oh so you're supposed to stay in the box??
Neuer: so those are what those lines are for??
Neuer: so that's why the word goal is in the title goalie??
Neuer: ...
Neuer: nahhh


  • you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot AU
  • lost in a random small town and you show me around AU
  • accidentally broke into your apartment because i was drunk AU
  • i found your dog wondering the streets so i decided to come and return him AU
  • i…


So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.


Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 


Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around.